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face-bomb

The act of editing an individual's Facebook status and personal information when they have left their account logged in and unattended.
Wow, my Facebook status says "I love cock in my mouth!" That was an intense face-bomb.
by tylertown33 December 10, 2011
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Face pump hours

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.
I will only be awake for face pump hours.
by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021
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Hockey Face

One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"
Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.
by GingerSass541 May 26, 2014
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Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016
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Ghost Pepper Face

When someone's face is so bright & red it looks like they ate ghost peppers
I bumped into Rolf today at school. Man his face was so red it looks like he ate 10 ghost peppers. He has a Ghost Pepper Face!
by AngDevilo February 27, 2019
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Braille-face

A person who, even in the dark, when you touch their face, makes you vomit in your mouth from their hideousness.
Man that girl's a butterface"..."naw, she's a Braille-face...she'd be ugly even with the lights out
by brokenxpunk December 24, 2010
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Face your books

A figurative way that means "to be educated"
Since you’re thinking about finishing my degree, you’ll have to face your books again.
by sawitontiktok June 29, 2023
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