National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022

National Suck Dick Day

A day after mother's day it's sons day today one sexy girl is gonna suck your dick

Are your excited for National Suck Dick Day

by Jxjsishbsoshsbd March 27, 2022

national pack out day

pack out is where you pack out your neighbor march 27

tomorrow is national pack out day

by lul besos March 27, 2022

National Gay Best Friend Day

March 28th: Take today to appreciate your gay best friend for all they do.

Today is National Gay Best Friend Day so I bought my gay best friend a cake.

by jayden's_freaking_gay March 27, 2022

National JellyBean Day

March 23rd is National JellyBean Day. You should sub to JellyBean on Youtube, and on this day go watch their videos.

Wait, Its March 23rd, IT'S National JellyBean day! WE GOTTA GO WATCH JELLYBEAN!? GO, GO, GOOO!!

by LibraTheChild_:) March 27, 2022

National Syrensykko Day

National Day of a hot guy that get bitches everyday also my favorite mutual on ig Happy BIRTHDAY🤤🥳😍

“ITS NATIONAL SYRENSYKKO DAY”
“whats that”

walk aways.

by user2028192739282 March 28, 2022

National Isaiah’s Day

Although the holiday states it’s just for a day, everyday is Isaiah’s Day. Isaiah’s Day is a day where you’re suppose to give attention, care, and love to our beloved Isaiah Mitchell.

Melanie: Why are you always talking to Isaiah?
Sorel: It’s National Isaiah’s Day you uncultured dumbass.

by TheBitchNextDoor January 23, 2022