Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
Get the ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔mug. A spin on the common phrase “no one asked” to show that you are getting increasingly frustrated with them.
by AlphaBetaSigma¢ June 22, 2024
Get the No one assmug. by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023
Get the You’re One lucky manmug. Heheheheheheheh...
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Get the The One-arm clubmug. Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.
As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.
by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018
Get the One Finger Discountmug. 
Subject to interpretation but generally means to tell someone to bit a cock, but "one" could mean any number of genitalia.
by Waxil May 26, 2018
Get the munch onemug.