I don't give a holy fuck

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck", but with a little religion. People say this when other people say things to 'brag" or are annoying you by provoking you. This term will shut their asses down. Even if it doesn't, the other person will still back off for a little bit. Sometimes they will bite back at you saying you're jealous. At this point, you should tell them to suck a dick and fuck off in a garbage can. This also makes the other person more catholic.

Little Kid on Roblox: I got so much robux lol
Me: I don't give a holy fuck
Little Kid on Roblox: You jealous.
Me: Fuck off to a dumpster youngster

Little Kid on Roblox: I believe in god.

by TheGayAccount June 27, 2018

I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor

So you can approve of every word that comes here, no matter how bad, no matter how good, so you can spit in the real editors faces.

Me: "Hey man, I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor!" Editor: "Nah." Me: "omegalul"

by DJPeaa June 24, 2019

Blame Ben am I right?

It's when you want to blame someone for something or something you did and you don't want to be blamed then you just blame Ben am I right?

Me:oops I accidently killed you...

Someone:wow how rude.

Me:welp you know what that means..

Me:blame Ben am I right?

by Lirainbow May 22, 2019

I almost dropped my chicken.

The name for an inside joke of an inside joke.

First friend: “What are you guys talking about?”
Second friend: “Oh, don’t worry about it. I almost dropped my chicken.”
Third friend: “LOL” *high five*

by Carmen5555 June 11, 2019

d'you know what i mean?

Used at the end of a sentence as a rhetorical question. Habitual question used excessively rather than an actual question that requires an answer, with no reply anticipated.

"It's bloody freezing out here mate, d'you know what i mean?"

by Mancskank June 7, 2017

lol y am i here

Idk dude. I also don't know why I defined this.

Some guy in a chat: lol y am I here

Other dude in a chat: pft idk

by Max.the.soon.to.be.potato November 8, 2017

b ̛̹̯̜̩͔̝͇͗̂͊̅̆́̇̕r̶̡̥̻̓͗̓͊̅̃͌̄͑o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀c ̘̉̂͗͊͆́͘o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́i ̬̬̦̪͎̥̤̪̓͝

Broccoli but it is very cursed

'Did you get the b ̛̹̯̜̩͔̝͇͗̂͊̅̆́̇̕r̶̡̥̻̓͗̓͊̅̃͌̄͑o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀c ̘̉̂͗͊͆́͘o̴̪̳̦͈̳̞͈͋͂͐̀̀l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́l ̡̢̙͓͉͍͉͔͎̈́i ̬̬̦̪͎̥̤̪̓͝?'

by ⓜⓔⓛⓣⓔⓓ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝ February 2, 2021