Butt lice

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.

If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.

by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022

baby bird butt chug

When someone drinks a beer and spits it into your anus

I would really appreciate it if you could get me intoxicated by performing a baby bird butt chug.

by Merica1776 September 1, 2019

lumberjack butt plug

A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.

I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.

by Haller January 31, 2018

Butt prizer

One who asserts himself by prying open the butt cheeks of another to gain forced and unlawful entry.

Bob was powerless in his efforts to save his arse from violation by the butt prizer. He got f****d for being in prison.

by Orphanater March 27, 2011

Bay Harbor Butt Digger

Someone who digs in there butt.

Timmy keeps digging in his ass during the presentation.

We can call him the Bay Harbor Butt Digger!

by r.exe September 8, 2025

Girly Butt

A girl with a very gorgeous butt.

Wow that girl has a nice girly butt!

by Steampowerengine May 9, 2020

Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.

"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019