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one-three fatigue

(1) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 45 minutes and still can't talk to a real person (or if you do, it is a person in a remote call-centre, whose accent you struggle to understand). And you hang up - effectively giving up.

(2) The feeling you get when you have tried to phone a company that has its only contact as a '13' number, and you are on hold for 30 minutes and you basically give up.

(3) The emotion that washes over you when you realise that you have to call a government agency on a '13' number again to explain stuff that you've already explained, and you realise that you will have to be 'on hold' for a minimum 45 minutes to explain to a different person what you've already told them.
Angi: "I had to call insert company name here on their 13 number again today to see if they knew what was happening with my order, and could they help me. After being on hold for 30 minutes, I hung up."
Bill: "I thought that was all sorted, what happened?"
Angi: "I got one-three fatigue. I just couldn't do it."
by bill cauliflower September 6, 2020
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Did yo big one

When someone does something that an individual likes or a favor. This can also be used when an individual does something someone doesn't like.
'They did they big one" << Or he or she "He did his big one" " She did her big one" "You did yo big one" "Did yo big one" "They didn't do they big one"

"She done did her big one turning in my work" "He done did his big one with that outfit" "Did yo big one with that"
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Cuddle one day stand

It's like a one night stand but no fucking only cuddling. You can cuddle anyone but only for one night in Nov 6th
Heyyyy it's Nov 6th you have to cuddle stand tonight
Oh ok bet what is it
Cuddle one day stand is a night we only cuddle
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One in the pink, one in the stink

Used in US politics when one is undecided on a vote between two parties
Mark: it’s one in the pink, one in the stink for the conservatives
Bill: yeah rolling the dice
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Big one

You are bored so you went on this shit website and tipped this up fuck you big one
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