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The best pickup line in history. Used by famous internet YouTube star, Daniel James Howell, to his secret husband, Philip Michael Lester.
by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018
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Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

When you get so high during sex and her papa's name is Ricky
Literally nobody:
Me: Suck my small pee and call me Ricky
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Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue
"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.
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insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to

they have a degrading kink bro..
i don't recommend insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to.
by jank. May 26, 2021
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Shut up and give me my computer back

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.
Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.
by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017
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A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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Shut up,Whatever,dont talk to me

Say this when a crazy bipolar bitch is mad at you for no reason at all, she just craves on drama
barbara:omg what did i do
mandy:you know what you did
barbara:um actually i dont
mandy:yes you do
barbara:" Shut up,Whatever,dont talk to me"
by alligator34455 June 28, 2009
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