One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

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one arm willie

Checking both earrings with one hand

Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!

by Frannie&edgar March 16, 2014

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One Four Heaven

A sex act often performed in snooker halls.

The black, the pink and the blue balls are inserted into the anus and the erect penis has a dusting of chalk on the tip.

Jimmy, do you fancy a game? Winner gets a one four heaven.

by NorthernPython January 16, 2017

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A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.

Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.

“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.

My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again

by Lykra Dranks May 27, 2019

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touch ons

When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other

Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!

by Kozeone June 1, 2019

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One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.

"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"

by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021

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