My gf told me to post this for some reason

Idk why

My gf told me to post this for some reason Because she wanted to try to submit it

by Thick February 8, 2018

Could You Give Me Some Editing Tips?

The best pickup line in history. Used by famous internet YouTube star, Daniel James Howell, to his secret husband, Philip Michael Lester.

Dan: Hey Phil, could you give me some editing tips?

by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

When you get so high during sex and her papa's name is Ricky

Literally nobody:
Me: Suck my small pee and call me Ricky

by ThisVideoWasUploadedToXvideos. June 14, 2019

insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to

they have a degrading kink bro..

i don't recommend insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to.

by jank. May 26, 2021

Shut up and give me my computer back

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.

Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.

by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021