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Straw Dog

Straw Dogs were used in Ancient China for ceremonies and once said ceremonies ended, were thrown away after their purpose was fulfilled. So, a Straw Dog would be someone who only serves to be used and is then forgotten or discarded. Not to be confused with Straw Man
Person A: I am a terrible person
Person B: Wow! Can I help?
Person A: I really don't care.
(In this scenario, person B would be a straw dog as they are being used with complete disregard. They are a straw dog.)
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Barking like dog

When a person is sick and coughs very loudly. Often used by Bahamians to compare the cough to the bark of a mutt.
“Wow, Shelly! You catch a cold aye? You barking like dog!”
by mangoskingyal January 6, 2024
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6am hot dog

Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.
Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024
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Dumb Dog

making a fool of oneself.
to show everyone how much of a reject you can be.
being the biggest loser by your actions.
to be everyones last choice.
proving to everyone that you're unerliabe & untrustworthy with any stupid act.
to be a worst of the bunch.
to show people that their parents made a mistake when they werent aborted.
That "dumb dog" just tried to gasllight me after they tried to impersonate and scam me that my indenity is their identity.

That "dumb dog" just tried to tell me how to do my job.
That "dumb dog" just broke 50 laws in 10 minutes.
The Dumn dog robbed a shop without a mask and dropped their ID.
If thats supposed to be a smart dog, that must be a "Dumb dog".
Justin Hammer compared to Tony Stark in Iron Man 2.
Biden just made himself a "Dumb Dog" by proving himself wrong with another lie that contradicts the rest of his lies.
The media is full of "Dumb Dogs", yesterday masks worked, the next day it doesnt work, the day after that everyone got fined for not wearing a mask.

The state gave that "Dumb dog" a license.
The "Dumb dog" doesnt know i saw what happened and know the truth.
"Dumb dog" is still trying to trick everyone.
"Dumb dog" reminded me why they're a "Dumb dog"
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walk you like a dog

she gonna walk you like a dog when she finds out you cheated on her
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Benzino Dog

Made viral by @supparay14k , a benzino dog is a (usually a terrier breed) canine with a condition known as “short spine syndrome” which makes the dog look he had a shortened neck like Benzino, an American Rapper and father of Coi Leray. -Hemp.the.Artist
“ Looks just like a frog, look at the way he walk, that’s a Benzino dog. “
by Hemp the Artist January 16, 2024
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dog

A type of delicacy in asian culture. We eat it either slow cooked or grilled on the spot. You can either put salt or paprika on it to add flavor and texture. I would recommend not eating it with an asian friend as they would absolutely fucking demolish that shit in 2.3 seconds.
"Jimmy: Hey Xheng Xhenong, Do you want to eat some dog with me?" "Xheng Xhenong: shut the fuck up witcho bitchass bod"
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