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when some mofo is just to freaken stupid for his own good
mr wood is the founder of woodism
woodism by aznjsm August 22, 2008
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(n)1. A man who has an uncalled for amount of pubic hair with which he has never shaved, nor trimmed.

(v)1. To give a blow job to a man of great proportion when said man has a vast amount of pubic hair.
Kait: OMG, I went out with Jesus last night. He is SUCH a wookie.

While out with her friends last night, Kait explains the amazing wookie she gave to her boyfriend, Jesus, while they were in the shower.
wookie by unsub2 October 9, 2008
To masturbate a man, i.e.: to give a man a handjob.
"Did you woogie him?!"

"She woogied him in every room of the house!"
Woogie by laurswoogie June 9, 2009
A practitioner of The Way of the Woo, a complimentary expression for the art of doing whatever one pleases
She is a right Wooist
Wooist by stress247 July 26, 2009

wookitranse

A person who can speak wookie, normaly a retarded high school kid who loves star wars and gets beat up a lot.
Todd: Hey, Queer! What are you doing?
Queer: Talking to Chubbakka because I happen to be a professional wookitranse.
wookitranse by Challenge December 9, 2009

Wookie Trail

When a woman has a happy trail, or hair leading from her belly button to her pubic hair.
i thought that was a scar...then i realized it was a fuckin wookie trail!

GROSS!!!!
Wookie Trail by hitman25896 February 4, 2010