Literally the smartest boy I know. He is so nice, and charming with his amazing smile. He does cross country, basketball, and track. He is super athletic, and handsome. I like him so much! He is so amazing, he is going to be super successful. What can I say, he's kind, smart, and has the greatest personality. I hope we can become better friends!
by I shall be left anonymous February 9, 2019

Charming and Funny. A David Smith is definately best friend material. He can be as smart as your college professor and as dumb as a bag of rocks sometimes. Making money is easy and can be depended on to save the day in a sticky situation. He snores and farts a lot and doesn't care. Never take him to a casino if you're financially failing. Loves copper and big bags of wonderfuls! Keep him.
....and the winner is David Smith, would you please make your way to the promotional desk and claim your prize.
by Ima Wayten January 17, 2021

The perfect example of nepotism. Dude can't act for shit but gets tons of roles good actors work their ass off for just because he's Will Smith's son.
Jayden Smith is a terrible actor whose only legitimate credit is he's Will Smith's kid.
Dude 1: "Hey, Will Smith is a great actor is't he?"
Dude 2: "Sure is! But his kid, Jayden, damn that little mother fucker sucks!"
Dude 1: "Agreed."
Dude 1: "Hey, Will Smith is a great actor is't he?"
Dude 2: "Sure is! But his kid, Jayden, damn that little mother fucker sucks!"
Dude 1: "Agreed."
by IamGr00t June 8, 2015

A big ear'd posh twat hu gays wudnt even want dis guy gets turned down by prozzys. Also renound for bein jealous of jack graysons and how often they get it
by Jacky boi January 31, 2005

Coach of the Chicago Bears as of 2004, he had a rocky first season with the Bears (5-11) but in 2005 and 2006, he has gotten the Bears to the playoffs. The Bears currently have a record of 10-2.
by Adrian December 6, 2006

by Luke Tracey May 7, 2004

- A rainbow farting unicorn.
by BallsDeepScot January 4, 2017
