a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.
edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.
by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022
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“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”
by Frii October 27, 2022
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-did you hear that Mark killed that mouse family living in his walls?
-oh yeah, he must've been hungry
-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!
-man, that guy's an evil weasel
-oh yeah, he must've been hungry
-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!
-man, that guy's an evil weasel
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