Unicorn Pussy

When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.

Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.

by Strobesauce May 22, 2023

Unicorn talk

When someone talks about something that no relevance to the current topic of conversation, or when someone talks about a topic that no one cares about or makes no sense. This originates from a conversation with a young child who instead of answering the legit question from an adult started talking about unicorns.

Person 1: It’s really cold outside today, maybe we should go shopping tomorrow.
Person 2: I wonder if I could fly if I could run faster.
Person 1: That’s unicorn talk.

by anonymous January 23, 2023

Unicorn Homebuyer

Someone who buys their first home without financial assistance from immediate or extended family. This includes, but is not limited to: receiving a windfall from family, a loan from family, using family property to co-sign a mortgage, using inheritance money paid upfront to buy a property.

“Believe it or not - they are Unicorn Homebuyers; they didn’t get a cent from family when they bought their house and did it all on their own!”

by Unicorn Homebuyer December 17, 2022

unicorn barbz

barbz (nicki minaj fans) that are snowflakes and will start WW3 if you make the smallest joke about nicki minaj..

normal barbz: loll nicki minaj hasn't put out an album in 3 years someone call Sachin and get that ho to the studio!
unicorn barbz: HOW DARE U?? NICKI MINAJ ISNT A HO SHE MAKES 100X YOUR NETWORTH A YEAR DONT COME FOR MY GOOD SIS! PURR!

by Abelnika November 2, 2021

Unicorn Party

A polyamorous party where couples and potential unicorns mingle in order to find mates.

"Hey did you go to that unicorn party, I went and met a hot couple who I'm going to see again later this week"

by Troubled1 September 10, 2021

Unicorn Piss

another term used for not a #1 nor a #2 but a #3/cum

“bro im tired of cleanin up unicorn piss off the bathroom floor”

by 73JT August 12, 2022

unicorn stamp

Using official authority to make a kid's toy, stuffed animal or imaginary friend become a verified member or authorized participant in an activity, either on purpose or incidentally

Turkish authorities accidentally unicorn stamped her toy's passport because Emily crafted it so well.

by Unicorn Stampin' January 7, 2021