teddymating

An error for meditating, slightly rustic.

Sorry’ bout that I were teddymating.

by The Fat Welshman August 29, 2022

Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023

TeddyP

TeddyP a well known Funko Pop scalper. Uses multiple accounts to buy up Anime pops to sell to weebs.

Funko Shop sold out again it got TeddyP’d

by LordFunko January 30, 2023

TeddyP

TeddyP a well know man Funko reseller.

Funko store sold out again it got TeddyP’d

by LordFunko January 30, 2023

Teddysex

Someone who likes to fuck every man he sees. Also, someone who will fall in love very easily to any man they see.

You are kind of a Teddysex

by A-Random_Human October 15, 2022

Tedd

Like Todd, but with an “e”

I wish tedd would grab my keys for me

by CoolCat.9 November 18, 2022

Teddy429lol

the coolest guy ever fr uwu

Teddy429lol has a fat cok

by fuskhguhbusrhjtuighj March 28, 2023