captain afghanistan

Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.
"It's a boat! It's a refugee! It's Captain Afghanistan!"
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Pussy Captain

A person who is a captain of pussy. Leader of the pussy.
by rev2285 March 09, 2019
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captain galbraith

a 1970s superhero known for his sarcastic comments and flatulent dog. he was discontinued in 2003 after the character came out of the closet. He is now happily married to Robert Page
by Adam Adamson May 12, 2008
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Captain Persassy

A very youtuber (5k subs rn) that makes lyric videos and tiktok compilations on book fandoms such as: kotlc, pjo and shadow and bone.

there is a certain mod on her discord server that loves her and her videos
Captain Persassy is so cool!
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captain caca

WHO IS THIS IDIOT AT THE HELM OF THIS SHIP? DOES HE UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THIS ICE BERG!!, MUST BE A CAPTAIN CACA , A FULL OF SHIT CAPTAIN
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captain walsh

someone you have to salute him every time he walks by
by Mr.Gentlemen April 20, 2022
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Captain Obvious

A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.
by ThatPyro August 11, 2015
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