Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023

Positive gangster

A businessman who smiles and brings people up and keeps it 100 and doesn't lie unless it's a Noble lie.

Man that guy is really a positive gangster

by R2O September 23, 2022

whoa girl position

Any position that makes that makes the man go whoa girl

Damn man she got into that whoa girl position and just went to town

by Cytoki May 15, 2016

64.5 position

Basically like 69 but you finger her instead of giving head

Bro we were in the 64.5 position last night! It was amazing and she loved it
- Liam

by SacredBoy May 9, 2020

kitty position

the sexual position one would use when the parter is penetrating the other partner from behind

“He had me in kitty position, girl.”

by Linaasas October 30, 2019

positive disruption

A currently trending phrase thrown around in the business community, particularly the technology sector. Intended to refer to the ability to manage change in a positive way, it instead comes off douchey and pretentious.

Billy-Bob was the kind of manager who embraced positive disruptions at his workplace.

by raistlinsghost June 26, 2019

positive

Positive isn't the same thing as happy, though a lot of people get them mixed up.

A lot of people try to tell you be positive, which implies that it will make you happy to be positive, but positivity and happiness are not the same thing.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022