Salty Bullshit

When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.

Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.

by Chiefer Sutherland May 22, 2017

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bullshit maker

(you're bullshit maker) means "You talking bullshit"

- Once upon time, when it was night...
- You're bullshit maker! I don't want listen this bullshit! That's so usual!

by Sivyziom December 20, 2020

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Bullshit button

A bullshit button is a button with a bunch of phrases (ex: now that isn't even bullshit thats horseshit)

A bullshit button is used when someone says something that is bullshit

by ASS MONKE October 01, 2022

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bullshit deuce

Twice the shit you are already dealing with

Dont feed me that bullshit deuce

by Shitting Bull January 07, 2021

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Bullshit Fisherman

Someone who intices you to hook onto to thier bullshit remarks or ideas through switchbaiting weasel words.

"The Yankees are a trash baseball team" ...they are in 1st place

"The Yankees have never won anything"

...they have the most wins and championships all time

Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!

by jhsdfghjkloiuytgfdszxcvbni April 02, 2024

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