weed wise

weed wise is the term used to describe the totally commited stoner, the man who can gear anytime, anywhere, always has rizla and other things needed to sustain his lifestyle of being stoned all day, never runs out, always has weed, can roll anything, anywhere, wind, rain, you dont know how he does it, amazing

shit bruv where are we gonna get weed from now, we have tried everyone, i know who we can use, we'll ring dave, he can get anything in a crisis, his weed wise.

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

Weed Daddy

The male figure than one commonly smokes marijuana with and then fucks afterwards.

"Alec is my weed daddy and I am his weed princess- I love smoking his bud and waking up in his dorm"

by dizzyski June 6, 2016

Weed Angel

Similar to the popular term/activity "Snow Angel," a Weed Angel is made after friends have finished smoking a bowl and must go outside on the deck (during the winter) to blow out the cashed dope. The ashes fall through the crisp air and melt the snow below into miraculous designs. Weed Angel.

Ted: What are you doing out there?
Ned: Making a Weed Angel.

by Guy1 & Guy2 January 18, 2009

Smoke weed

A phrase used commonly among stoner's when somebody forgets that they are currently in possession of the pipe or joint and proceeds to babble nonsensically prior to taking their hit. The phrase "smoke weed" is used in these situations to remind the offender to take their hit and pass it because others are waiting on them. This phrase is often followed by the word "damn it" or "bitch".

Dave: *passes joint to carl*
Carl: Ya know man, i bet we could turn your neighbors pool into a giant ass gravity bong! we just need, like a trash can and some other shit
Next kid in circle: Smoke weed, bitch

by Fuzzadelic August 6, 2011

ass weed

When you eat a shitload of grass, which doesn't digest, the next time you shit it's almost pure green

example- Nick: Bryan what the fuck took you so long to take a shit

Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.

by N53Nick May 13, 2009

bad weed

Of or pertaining to a negative or unfortunate circumstance. Often used to describe an object or event that inspires a sense of foreboding or despair.

Tyrone: "I just found out that I caught herpes from my cousin."
Jamal: "That's some bad weed, man."

by Dr. Smiles April 9, 2008

Weed Demon

1. A Demon Of Weed

2. A Magical Demon That Rips Buds Of Weed from His Knee

3. Song By Wavves

Ryan:There was a weed demon, In this room a lot of magical things were going on.
Black Chick 1: That's Craaazy
Nathan: Nahh it's just a demon of weed
Ryan: A real life demon

by chase1420 August 18, 2009