knocked off the screen

Getting fucked

Aye bro is that your girl, yea bro that’s her. Oh, last week she got knocked off the screen

by Cuz9 July 20, 2024

ghost-knock-over

When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.

Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much

by zumalifeguard September 22, 2020

Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

Knocking Tang

Knocking Tang is when 2 hot teenagers have sex.

My parents aren't home, good time for Knocking Tang don't you think?

by Sara Mercuryy November 24, 2012

Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber

"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"

by tommy sparks May 01, 2005

hog knocked

When a dog falls asleep so hard all 4 of its legs are together in hog tie position.

Dude look at your dog over there sleeping hes freaking hog knocked man.

by PhranQ Bobrick December 15, 2022

Hard Knock Life

When someone feels entitled to knock hard on your door, they think you are obligated to them in some way. It is a very disrespectful power-move. People who respect you, are scared of you, or owe you something wont knock hard on your door; they will text and say, "I'm here. :)"

"You think I am in danger? No, I am the danger. You think when someone opens their door and gets shot, it'd be me? No, I am the one who knocks" -Breaking Bad

"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z

by JewJuBee July 19, 2018