Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.

dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.

by Steve0004 March 13, 2025

Manchester Handshake

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.

Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!

by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013

horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).

I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.

by QuacksO August 2, 2019

Democratic Handshake

When one male gives another male a hand release, typically free of charge

Hey little Johnny thanks for coming to the rally today, Uncle Joe would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation

by Schwanz Master March 2, 2024

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

peasant handshake

When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.

similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise

I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.

by billy mc 1969 August 7, 2019

Tampa Handshake

Putting an ice cube in someone’s anus.

Bert: I remember watching this guy hold this kid down and give him a Tampa handshake. Jim: I think you were molested.

by Daniel Greggs September 17, 2022