Psycho-Gooning

Psycho-Gooning is a variant of gooning, where beforehand you overdose on anti-depressants to forcibly induce a schizophrenic meltdown.

You might be physically and mentally prepared to bring yourself to the peak of your drugged euphoria, but imagine starting your Psycho-Gooning session and seeing your sleep paralysis demon watching you in the closet. There are two outcomes here:
1. They gaze in horror as you bust the craziest nut in your LIFE.
2. They join you in your quest to make your hand bond to your meat via a friction weld.

by Maulmemes March 7, 2024

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flicker gooning

Flicker gooning is a type of gooning/edging where you masturbate so insanely fast it leaves an after image.

Hey Chrisitan, how was that flicker gooning session? Mine went so fast I burned my dick!

by itwasntmilk May 26, 2024

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Sun Gooning

It has the same definition as Moon Gooning but in a Lighter setting. Going outside, becoming one with nature as you masturbate repeatedly while looking at the sun. In some cases, It also involves drinking elk blood before the sun gooning ritual begins.

Soup: I'm more of a proud Sun Gooner, Sun Gooning in the Sun as you take in the scenery fills me up with pleasure and vitality
Doo: Moon Gooning is still better bruv and you still need a license for it.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

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Goon Morning

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm

Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning

by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025

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Goon

To masturbate (all 2 sexes)

Ex:
Matthew: I cant wait to go home and goon before i go to sleep!! (Male)
Ex:
Gooner:Hey Sally guess what i tried.

Sally: What?
Gooner: Gooning, its feels nice you should try!!

by Rockless Bolboa May 8, 2025

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