dick on bread

A “F.R.I.E.N.D.S.” reference regarding penis on a some loaf bread

-Yo, would you rather give up sex or food?
-....I want dick on bread.

by MisterE1313 March 19, 2018

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Wiggle Bread

A large peice of bread with ounds, and ounds of butter on it. It is microwaved for exactly 1 minute, and then it's all wiggley, and gooshy.

Your brain is the consistancy of Wiggle Bread

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Bread smit is not any ordinary man. He is not a mess around. He is the finest loaf of bread you've ever seen.

Did you see that loaf of bread?
No I'm too busy looking at that bread smit.

by Hot Dorito April 09, 2021

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Bread cancer. Save the bread. The severity of women losing their bread.

Person 1: "My mother has bread cancer."
Person 2: "I'm so sorry for your loss."
Person 1: "This explains why I haven't ever had bread."

by Reed :) March 30, 2022

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i hate you guys, my username, Tuna Bread was perfect.

by TunaBread July 01, 2020

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When you put a hotdog bun on a your man's penis and then you shove it up the women's vagina

Last night I got high and me and my husband did the bread stuffer

by deadpixel January 26, 2015

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Bread that is still eaten after it has fallien on the sidewalk because it cost so much after being purchased at a Chicago eatery.

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