Weasel

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Fred is a weasel.

by unstabletable_ April 16, 2024

weasel headed

When something is so uncool, its just plain unacceptable.

Dude that was weasel headed as hell,you pissing in that baby,s bottle the other night at the party.

by Jason Edmonds April 9, 2008

one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016

Pussy Weasel

A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.

My buddy Mark is a "pussy weasel", keep your girl on your lap...lol

by cartuneist March 31, 2022

evil weasel

a person who, like a weasel, hunts and kill small animals - but does it because they're evil, not because they're hungry

-did you hear that Mark killed that mouse family living in his walls?

-oh yeah, he must've been hungry

-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!

-man, that guy's an evil weasel

by gus man November 9, 2022

Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

weasel

a weasel is the most respectful, out-going, charming and overall best person you will ever meet. if you manage to befriend a weasel, they will be loyal to you for as long as your friendship lasts. a group of weasels is called a lads.

edson: i lost my wallet the other day, but jacob found it for me!
lawrence: that's so nice of him, he's such a weasel.

by ZapPliskin July 27, 2022