Being put in a difficult situation, especially one that is unpleasant and involves money. Similar: a Tough Spot.
Friend A: "Hey bro, can you please lend me $500?" Friend B: "Idk bro, that's a lot of money, you're really putting my nuts in a noose asking me to do this."
by dP69KC October 17, 2022
Get the Nuts in a Noosemug. To give a shit. Usually mentioned when someone who you are talking with doesnt listening to you, or sometimes you call someone and he/she doesnt answer.
+Hey Manul, did you get your shoes back?
-(Manul to others)BTW, I GOT THIS JACKET FOR ONLY 6$ FROM SECONDHAND.
+MANUL PUT A NUT ON ME FELLA!
-(Manul to others)BTW, I GOT THIS JACKET FOR ONLY 6$ FROM SECONDHAND.
+MANUL PUT A NUT ON ME FELLA!
by CanadianWolverine July 17, 2021
Get the Put a Nutmug. by Crabby_Souls October 17, 2020
Get the josh nutsmug. The process of having an orgasm so intense that you accidentally cause half of the universe to cease existing in a single moment.
I didn't mean to Infinity Nut and i'm really sorry about your family but, in my defense, that chick was really slobbing dat knob...
by ThatAirlineFood May 23, 2018
Get the Infinity Nutmug. While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.
by Zukiman600 August 25, 2019
Get the Nut Custardmug. A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
by Long Strong DeJong January 25, 2016
Get the Nut Mulletmug. The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.
by HomeAlone October 30, 2018
Get the Nut Decaymug.