Shitsty-Nine

When y'all are synchronously eating each other out and one shits in the other's face/mouth.

We was having a great time last night until she shitsty-nined me, shit was nasty!

by 69SaladTosser69 June 21, 2022

Sixty Nine

The sexual position where two strangers or lovers connect genitalia then use tongue or lips.

My generation loves to do sixty nine.

by Mrlit22 October 17, 2017

Nine Sixes

We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.

You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.

by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024

A long nine

When you are kissing your partner while their cock throbs against your head.

Dude last night she totally let me pull a long nine.

by anonymous April 28, 2024

Back Nine Spliff (BNS)

Back Nine Spliff, aka “BNS” is a spliff on the back nine during a round of golf.

Yo Justin, I played like shit on the front 9. Spark up the Back Nine Spliff (BNS).

by Brooklyn Benny May 2, 2025

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tower nine

A cool band from Pomona, California. almost punk

I love Tower Nine! The almost punk band, not the metal one.

by donut use your real name May 30, 2016