Minge mushrooms

A fungal infection on a woman’s vagina

In all of this hot weather Kylie ended up with a big crop of minge mushrooms

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.

Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.

by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022

pingy minge

A person who is being particularly rude or impolite and u feel as if their actions are minge like

Man that person is being a pingy minge today

by Garylover January 06, 2018

frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 02, 2017

cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 01, 2016

Minge ninja

It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja

You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature

by Chop81 April 03, 2021

Guan Ming

Guan Ming

man Guan Ming is so intelligent

by sheeseburglar April 26, 2023