HAWK TUAH

Spit on that thang

You just gotta HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang

by PaperDoll31 June 20, 2024

Ian Hawke

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.

If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.

When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.

"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC

by Ogobogga April 27, 2024

Trauma Hawk

Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress

P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable

P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk

by ⲙⲁⲣⲓⲁ September 14, 2023

hawk tuah

spitting on that thang, usually used when giving someone a handjob
hɔkʰ tʼɤ̂

You: "Gotta give em that hawwk tuah, and spit on that thang"
me: "Ew what the fuck i dont want a hawk tuah"

by nyxorgoescrazy November 15, 2025

Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny

another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically

by midasxd July 24, 2021

Hawk Tuah

The worst thing you could ever say and/or mention to anybody ever.

Boy: will you ever give me that hawk tuah?

Girl: shut the fuck up

by proud pussy eater June 30, 2024

Mount Hawke

Skatepark near Truro in Cornwall, England, UK.

"One of the biggest UK Skateparks"
"Mount Hawke is NOT cheese"
"Screw the quotes, lets just ride"
"Where Chris broke his arm"

by Ivor Richards May 29, 2008