Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
by Drycolt April 13, 2014
an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.
Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.
by duckdaggerdynasty January 02, 2015
A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
by Donny55001 April 03, 2018
A duck named Ben that is the head of all ducks and can put mine control on ducks that don’t listen to him. From the past few years ben has been spotted taking over small villages near swamps so if u live near a swamp just look out for an army of ducks
by DUCK OVERLORD (Ben) August 06, 2021
Probably the most epic game ever created. You have total and utter control over the life of a little duck, which you must guide through a series of epic events to finally realize its dreams. Notable examples of such events include an epic rocket launcher battle and a zombie apocalypse.
Duck Sim can be played on Newgrounds and is developed by i-smel
Duck Sim can be played on Newgrounds and is developed by i-smel
A: Have you played Duck Sim yet?
B: Yes, but I find it very hard to get past the street race against a rival duckling from another pond.
B: Yes, but I find it very hard to get past the street race against a rival duckling from another pond.
by Knakharses November 13, 2011
" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"
by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017
by ChelseaRshit December 02, 2019