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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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If I say *Rawr* does that make me a tiger?

But he said *rawr* so clearly he's a tiger.
Hym "No. YOU need therapy so you want everyone to need therapy so you don't have to feel like a piece of shit. Now, if I was a woman and I was alleging harassment OF ANY KIND... You wouldn't even need evidence. Most over, if I was alleging THIS EXACT THING... You would lose your fucking mind. So no. You're a biggot, Francesca Tortellini. And I don't need a big fat cock to kick your ass though do I? Noooo. No I don't. I'll come down there and change you mind on trans women in combat sports. Manually. So, I know you're wondering: What does this have to do with tigers? Nothing. That's not the point of the question. I know shit-libs like you default to hyper-literalism when people illustrate why the thoughts you think with your retarded little shit brainz aren't actually sound or coherent. So, if I say *rawr* does that make me a tiger? No. There is a disconnect between the things I say and what is the case. So here's what you need to do... Get your ass kicked. You need to bring you ass down here to the frozen tundra and get that ass beat by an incel who hasn't down a pushup in 5 years. That's what you need."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
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Doe

A ghetto way of saying "Don't"
I doe want that.
by DASTRONGFRL November 14, 2017
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does this look infected?

Use in an ironical way to make fun of people dumb enough to ask medical advice on the internet
- does this look infected?
- Yes , you will probably die
by Robot-chicken July 15, 2014
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Does anyone still use this

yeah I'm bored and decided to open this again to search for random stuff I'm not sure if anyone is gonna search this up
does anyone still use this like actually
by 944crackerz April 21, 2025
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A phrase used by people who have never smelt chloroform and/or those who don't know how chloroform actually works. Supposedly the person will pass out after sniffing a rag soaked in chloroform like in the movies, but in reality they would think it's some kind of cleaning fluid with fragrance if it hasn't evaporated in less than a minute.
He asked "does this smell like chloroform" before handing me a rag that seemed to be wet. I said "yes, that's trichloroethylene and it smells like chloroform"
by vaegsoojumus September 25, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But Does Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.

<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But Does Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.
<.7.9.7.6.>He Can Do It But Does Not Want TO<.7.9.7.6.
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