the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it
Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep
by Lol I'm smat October 16, 2020
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Home Ec teachers

This means an ugly, dried up , minging , fat and disgusting little bitch.

Also known as a land whale, pile of shit and a pedo.
They’re commonly known for getting girls to strip during class(and screaming when they don’t), yelling at you for another students mistake and for crying if another teacher gets involved.
“Ew what’s that nasty smell”
“oh that’s just the Home Ec Teacher”

“What’s that pile of shit doing in the corner”

“That’s actually just the Home Ec teacher”

“Who do we feel bad for? The Home Ec teachers son.”
by emo_scientist November 08, 2022
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Teacher Finesse Day

occurs every February 24th. lie to all your teachers about assignments or work.

side note: always may work on your parents!
Alex: “Yo! We can lie to all our teachers today!”
Mark: “Why?”
Alex: “ITS Teacher Finesse Day!”
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your teacher

your teacher is very sus
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January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!
Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?

It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.

Ohh!
by fetusbabyeatpie January 30, 2023
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Teacher homie

1. A teacher that acts like one of the boys or homies.
2.A teacher or professor that can take a joke, can make a joke. isn’t always serious doesn’t get offended to a joke that is within reason or to an extent
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teacher's meat rider

a student that no matter what, gotta snitch. trust me if you live in Quebec and study in a francophone school, that one student will snitch on you cuz you spoke another language.
Guy 1: man i fucking hate Xavier, he's the teacher's meat rider.
Guy 2: nah frfr bro he needs to get tf outta here.
Xavier: i'm telling the teacher you said that.
Guy 1 & 2: FUCK YOU XAVIER!!!!!
by Cail oof February 02, 2024
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