by Marty McDicks February 26, 2017
Get the Banana Splitmug. When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.
Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021
Get the Splitting an Eggmug. 60/40 split refers to a marriage or relationship dynamic where the man is the primary earner and the woman is the secondary earner. The man pays 60% of the bills while the woman pays 40% of the bills. Chores and childcare are split evenly and shared among the couple. Studies show the 60/40 split has the lowest rates of divorce, lowest rates of adultery, and highest rate of marital satisfaction. This is to be contrasted with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.
by leldon February 4, 2025
Get the 60/40 splitmug. by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018
Get the split the wizardmug. by Being Jake July 2, 2022
Get the Liquor splitmug. A sex act done in a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job (banana) and a rim job (split) at the same time.
I hooked up with twins last night. They didn't do anything with each other, but gave me a great banana split!
by Gerrold and Chauncey November 1, 2020
Get the Banana splitmug. by fizzabelle January 3, 2018
Get the splitting my peasmug.