split jerk

When you caress a males testicles and jerk him off at the same time.
Bethany gives a good split jerk!
by Boxlova October 23, 2020
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campground split

while driving through the campgrounds of oak bluffs a large crowd of bewildered old folks will spread like your car is moses and they are the red sea....on a one lane road....thus causing you to drive through the masses and be gawked at like you are of alien descent
"its one lane why dont they just go to one side....oh no the campground split egads"!!!
by billypee October 15, 2010
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coffin tick or coffin split

Achieving an additional bird species to your Life List by the creation of a new species, by the splitting (upgrading a subspecies to a full species status); but after you die.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.

Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.
Though Tom died last year in Panama, seeking to increase his Life List of 7,994 bird species, his wife was able to increase his List to 8,002 species with 8 coffin tick or coffin split due to the IOC upgrading a dozen former subspecies to full species status.
by Professional Birder March 29, 2024
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Split For Life

Son i'm bouta split for life this shit is slum.
by Tdog Most savage February 26, 2011
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peanut butter split

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina
After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off
by clickeye3 August 28, 2018
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Split

Davis: Don't touch me, my nigga!
Tyrone: Boy you ain't gone do shit.
Davis: Bro, on my shit, don't fucking touch me. Otherwise I'm gonna split 'cho ass right here.
by big_mikevq November 15, 2017
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Splits

Contagious laughter, sometimes referred to as side-splitting laughter, usually occurring in group of people witnessing a funny event or joke
The police, looking confused after pulling over a driverless vehicle, had onlookers in splits.
by Smash Ogre April 12, 2022
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