Shittyville

A town or place where there isn't much happening, no hope for creating a good life for yourself there, no future employment or education opportunity, nothing going on.

I used to live in Shittyville until I moved to a better town and got a job.

by Shittyville January 13, 2011

Shitty Swamp Ass

A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.

Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"

Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"

Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."

by CADAVER1986 August 21, 2011

Spittin Bronko

The lazy act of pretending to ejeculate on a partner's back by dribbling spit at the crucial moment. Mainly practiced when boredom or monotony has set into the act. Originates from austra-croatian deviant.

I was getting bored because she was taking an age to cum, so I performed the Spittin Bronko and went off to the fridge for a beer...

by Mr Fish March 11, 2012

Shitty-ation

Shitty situation.

This is why I don't date girls, because i always it always ends up in a shitty-ation. Bitch be trippin'.

by DyldoBaggins September 8, 2012

Shitty feedback loop

When a specialized system of thought becomes motivated by individual gain creating individual analysis and terminology that is false. In time, the systems exclusive terminology denies creative diversity locking it into a perpetual decline until system death.

I tried living in the United States last year, but damn, I couldn't secure my families basic needs because all jobs that pay a living wage require me to give up my cultural beliefs; the US is in a shitty feedback loop.

by doubledutchwindmill November 1, 2013

Smitty boned

When a fellow with the last name of Smith gives a girl some good D

Hunter: Hey Smitty, you hooked up wit dat ho yet? It'd be a travesty if you haven't!
Kurt: Fo sho, I Smitty boned dat ho last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by J.P. Smittybones December 9, 2013

shittyology

the study of shit and other shitty things in life

boy oh boy! i just got a degree in shittyology! now i can study what sucks about life!

by connor keepski February 18, 2014