Soggy Cheeto

Another word for a non-erect penis. Can be more specifically used in a negative context.

Yeah, he couldn't get it up last night. He had a soggy cheeto.

by Kuronkuu January 05, 2021

Soggy Cheeto

When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.

The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.

by Phil Alex Ander August 29, 2021

Soggy Noggin

Another term for "Head", "Top", "Ceiling", "Dome", "Skull", or "Blowjob".

Damn, this is some PROFESSIONAL Soggy Noggin! Fixin' to spurt - AAUAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

by digital well-being September 23, 2021

soggy flannel

When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).

Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Max Donnanoodles February 27, 2016

Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.

Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit

by Britishslang February 06, 2025

Soggy Biscuit

When everyone cums on Lucas. Last to cum eats Lucas.

Lucas is coming around tonight. We should play Soggy Biscuit.

by Hary Gofman April 01, 2024

Soggy biscuit

A moist watery biscuit.

The best way to enjoy a biscuit is my soaking it in cold water :)

"Did you just dunk that biscuit in water??"

"Why yes I did, I'm just enjoying my soggy biscuit"

by daddyoolonglegs June 19, 2022