7.62 Sage

The goat of Gen Z

ay you heard what 7.62 sage said?

oh yea hes a goat

by The Darkest knight September 17, 2022

finn o shmagen

you will probably never see this but if you do youll know its me who wrote it straight away i can imagine lol unless this is really far into the future when you see it which would be cool anyways i really enjoyed all the good times we had i wish there was more of them or they couldve lasted a few more years i know i was quite a bad girlfriend but i promise i really did try i just think i couldnt get past the idea that you loved someone else and tried to replace me it crushed my soul like nothing ive ever felt before and you cant really swim in the same river twice yanno? i hope whatever you are doing now you are happy and i hope i am happy too

finn o shmagen is a cool dude

by pickle01010 May 3, 2024

The Queef Sage

The lord and protector of queefs. He ensures all women have the right and privilege queef as they see fit. He also protects a woman's right to enhance her queef experience.

My husband hates when I queef loudly at family functions. Fortunately The Queef Sage came to him in vision and righted his arrogance.

by THE American Dan February 19, 2026

the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

When someone is giving you head, and just before ejaculating you push it all the way down their throat causing a cough at the moment of ejaculation that makes the semen fly from their mouth to their chin like the beard of an ancient Chinese sage.

The other day I ejaculated down my girlfriend's throat and the result was that she looked like she had the beard of the ancient Chinese sage

Lately I've been feeling more sexually active and have a more open mind; I think I want to try a Ancient chinese sage's beard.

by Cambumbo March 24, 2026

col, aige, cage, sage and paige

1. n. (plural) a group of poeple who one pregames with and later takes facebook/myspace photos of themselves taking awesome shooters and just soaking up each other's awesomness

2. n.(singular-formally just using "col" instead of "col, aige, cage, sage and paige") One who uses people for alc/weed money and free trips to jamaica or any other destination

Last night we were a col, aige, cage, sage and paige before the concert! LOLZ I was so0o0o drunk.

by mth91 November 25, 2007