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sleep with someone

to get lay next to a person and get some rest.
Me: I wanna sleep with someone tonight.
Jason: Cool, hope you have some good dreams.
Me: Me too, I'm gonna get so much rest!
by rufferey September 22, 2012
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Armor For Sleep

This band is the epitome of emo
i can't smile whilst listening to armor for sleep
by hello :) January 3, 2005
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sleep reboot

When your sleep rhythm is all fucked up and you "reboot" by staying up all night one night, and then going to bed the next night using the fatigue from not getting any sleep the night before. Use of a sleep aid is an option, of course, just to ensure that sleep can be reached. Usually an insomniac's desperate attempt (short of drinking until passed out or committing suicide) at getting some sleep.
Jon: Fuck, I'm tired. I'm doing a sleep reboot.

Mike: What's that?

Jon: I stayed up all night last night because my sleep pattern is all fucked up; so I'm going to bed tonight using the fatigue I have right now. Plus, I might take some Advil PM before I go to bed, too. This fucking sucks. FUCK INSOMNIA!
by jmw87 October 20, 2010
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sleeping vampire

after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl for extra fun)
i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!
by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005
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sleep bumming

when one who is partial to sleepwalking, whilst horny, accidentally bums another in their sleep. (male/female/sheep/ect) sleep bumming.
a prime example of sleep bumming would be a person suffering from sever sleepwalking, who had fallen asleep next to their best friend after consuming 3 viagra (for fun) this person would then proceede to "sleep bum"
by ineedtogetagrip March 11, 2010
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Sleep Inebriation

When you reach the part of sleep deprivation where you start to feel tipsy or even outright inebriated. Regardless of sleep deprivation's severity, you can feel either slightly tipsy or absolutely smashed, or ANYWHERE in between; however, it's generally more severe the further you slip into sleep deprivation. Sleep inebriation is usually in the form of scenes separated by unreasonable emotions such as apathy or sorrow, but can be a constant intoxicating feeling.
Guy1: BLARGH UNICORNS, MY NAME IS HITLER AND ALL OF YOU ARE MY FRANKLIN ROOSTERVELTS. I LOVE YAH MAN!
Guy2: ...how many have you had today?
Guy1: Meh. Not many.
Guy2: Buh?
Guy1: YOUR ARSES ASS AND I'M THE GRASS MAN PUNK YA HAVENTH HEATHEN!
Guy3: He's just suffering Sleep Inebriation, let him be until he passes out from being tired.
by dasscheisse July 6, 2011
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Sleep Juicer

Someone who likes to have sex in their sleep.
Jeff: dude, I heard Jessica is a sleep juicer!

Craig: dude no way, I've always wanted to fuck a sleeping chick.

Jessica: I want you to fuck me while I'm sleeping.

Tyler: ooh, a sleep juicer. My fetish!
by Samantha123lizzy September 24, 2016
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