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Church Satanic Roblox

Church Satanic Roblox was a com group on discord spamming of child pizza and animal abuse and was banned on October 27.
by La Desca meh November 5, 2025
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Satan's Load

The unfortunate occurrence of someone consuming too many hot fries/Cheetos and drinking milk with it, and then throwing it back up later.

"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"
"dude, I ate hot fries and drank milk with it and it made me throw up so hard it felt like I got skull fucked and forcefed Satan's load"
by luvaddict88 March 31, 2019
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Satan

The primordial omnipresent conscious darkness, throughout nature, as well as the universe, which speaks and the 'supreme' prince of evil.

Satan harms innocent people for his entertainment/selfish desires, as well as has narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) and brainwashes others to be the same.

(Notes: Satan tries to cover up for his disorder, including by confusing others that neurotypical people have it.

He has demons who work for him to spread his disorder around the universe.

No god was powerful enough to destroy Satan, but one day a being shall come to do so as the prophecy fortold).
'Satan isn't necessarily a red human with horns, but the omnipresent evil conscious darkness, throughout nature and the universe, which speaks.'

(Please read my definition of evil & demon for more information).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 13, 2022
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Satanic Paint

Satanic Paint is a com group found by xaw on discord and by scottue33
Satanic Paint is A Scott order offshoot group.
by MmmxcAAyliyah October 30, 2025
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Satanic Panic

Satanic panic is a phenomenon where angry old Christian conservatives (also see noncervatives) start clutching their pearls about anything totally harmless bring "evil" or spewing complete nonsense about how the devil is trying to "brainwash" people. Recently started facing a very noticeable resurgence around the time the 2024 Paris Olympics started, where drag queens performed in the opening ceremony (which due to being filmed for a live audience, was totally family friendly).

Naturally, these pissed off old people with no life have taken to standing around all day in the streets throughout many states, holding up signs telling people to more or less convert to Christianity or Catholicism. These 'protests' aren't always peaceful though, as a few instances reported these same people with signs crying Satanic panic, have resorted to attempting to more or less kidnap unattended children or outright trying to grab them from their parents, hinting at these conservatives' more naturally predatory instincts.

If you encounter an instance of Satanic panic, hide your kids and hide your wives/husbands/partners, but most importantly, remember to yell the word Nonce as loud as you can. That way, their Satanic panic will be cured in no time. Worst case scenario, call the authorities, kidnapping is against the law.

If you or someone you know is showing signs or has a history of Satanic panic, seek help today.
Susan: I heard Benjamin ended up on the register last week

Helen: Benjamin?? What did he do?

Susan: The Satanic panic got to him, I heard they found 3 girls dressed in white and tied up in his basement!

Helen: This is getting out of control, I hope he's getting the help he clearly needs
by StopTheConsies August 2, 2024
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Satanism

a tendency by western atheists to foolishly think their deserving of worship, resulting in them indulging in depravity and ruining their lives, theistic satanism is even worse, to believe that the god who created you in his image is bad and to support the literal embodiment of evil who wants to kill you
"i believe in satanism"
by Evono October 8, 2025
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Eulian Satanism

Eulian Satanism is a branch of theistic Satanism created by a man going by the name of Chosen Nightmares. It branched off from LaVeyan Satanism around July of 2018. It is pronounced "you-lee-in".
"Do you want to come to church with me?"
"No thanks, I'm a Eulian Satanist."
"What on Earth does that mean? Do you sacrifice goats and children or something?"
"Absolutely not! Eulian Satanism is basically reverse Christianity."
by eulian-guild November 1, 2019
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