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Gay Republican

A political identity characterized by being both gay and a member of the Republican Party, embodying a unique blend of personal and political values. Far from being a contradiction, a Gay Republican strives to bridge the gap between diverse communities and political ideologies. They are likened to a modern-day Abraham Lincoln, aiming to unite a divided nation by promoting understanding, inclusivity, and common ground. Despite facing skepticism from all sides, they advocate for a more cohesive society where diverse identities and beliefs can coexist harmoniously.
As a Gay Republican, he worked tirelessly to bring together conservative values and LGBTQ+ rights, hoping to inspire unity and progress in the spirit of Lincoln.
by Maverick22_ July 18, 2024
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Schrödinger's Republican

A Republican who is both the victim and perpetrator of the things they vote against what could help but still complains about, or in some instances vote against and then take credit if the policy has passed.
Ted Cruz is a Schrödinger's Republican

Eg 1.
Ted Cruz: This pipeline will bring jobs.

Everyone: You voted against this...

Eg2.
Ted Cruz: Inflation is bad. Joe Biden is the cause.

Everyone: You voted against easing inflation. Joe Biden is the cause of inflation WORLD-WIDE??? Are you a moron, sir?
by Spifficus October 17, 2022
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College Republican

The guys on college campuses who are responsible for the use and distribution of roofies (or Rohypnol) on college campuses and off-campus parties. Although they're always guilty of whatever horrid act they're accused of, they're rarely if ever held responsible, no matter how much evidence is brought against them (because of their daddies).

They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.
"Who would have the caucacity to hold an all-lives-matter tiki torch rally on campus on MLK day?" "It's probably the college republicans celebrating that their Treasurer, Dakota Winthorp, only got a slap on the wrist after he was found responsible for all the roofies at that 'Fuck your holiday, THIS IS CHRISTMAS' party that had 15+ confirmed cases of date-rape"
by Honey Berry Backwood November 19, 2020
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