Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...
by Snowball the Ginger Hater July 4, 2011
Get the Punching Babiesmug. N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.
The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.
by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010
Get the Junk Punchmug. Prepared rhymes/Bars thatchu kick in a battle. You could say the opposite of a freestyle. sometimes it's hard to tell wether it's freestyle or if its a punch line.
Man, that aint' freestyle he prepared those rhymes on the way here.
2. Dude: yeah, damn punch lines i'm tellin' ya..
2. Dude: yeah, damn punch lines i'm tellin' ya..
by whatchu lookin' at October 26, 2006
Get the Punch linesmug. Mike doesn't just finger his women, he snapper punches them. I don't know why girls like being fist punched hard in their snapper.
by ohletsdoit October 20, 2010
Get the Snapper Punchmug. The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.
by execute63 January 23, 2011
Get the Chris Punchmug. v.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
Get the Keister Punchmug. dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately
"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
by shanimal101 May 19, 2016
Get the dick punchmug.