Junk Punch

N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.
The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.
by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010
Get the Junk Punch mug.

Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."
by padsy69 March 29, 2011
Get the Punching the Blanket mug.

Punch lines

Prepared rhymes/Bars thatchu kick in a battle. You could say the opposite of a freestyle. sometimes it's hard to tell wether it's freestyle or if its a punch line.
Man, that aint' freestyle he prepared those rhymes on the way here.

2. Dude: yeah, damn punch lines i'm tellin' ya..
by whatchu lookin' at October 26, 2006
Get the Punch lines mug.

Bucket Punch

The act of defecating in a 5 gallon bucket and slamming the bucket over your best friend's head. This results in a frenzied motion of your friend trying to remove the bucket from atop his head. After he successfully removes said bucket, you punch him in the face and say "you've just been Bucket Punched."
"Hey bro you see that chinese kid get bucket punched in Home Ec the other day?"
"No."
by steelroots2013 December 07, 2011
Get the Bucket Punch mug.

butt punch

Dude, I saw that chick get butt punched at Aaron's bachelor party.
by thepipe March 08, 2017
Get the butt punch mug.

Punched the tabby

slammed a can of beer, or pop
I woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby
by Ynot 999 August 16, 2006
Get the Punched the tabby mug.

Tit Punch

A slang term used to describe the act of punching someone in the breast or nipple.
Charlotte: I tit punched Monica today. She was talking shit about me.
by Sassy screaming February 23, 2016
Get the Tit Punch mug.