pube smuggler

A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth

The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.

by Awsnap Whoodat September 24, 2011

Pubesicle

A large strip of pubic hairs from the private area and put ice-cream on it and someone licks it off.

while on an ice cream date, she wanted to do a pubesicle.
She made a pubesicle and gave it to small children.

by defMASTER101 December 15, 2016

pube

see also pubestrangler

by poodlewrestler July 8, 2003

pubebag

a bag of pubes or an idiot or an asshole

man, shane is such a pube bag

by j-cizzle March 22, 2005

pube

The general pubic area of a male, or female, person. (perhaps leaning more towards the latter)

As she lay next to me, pantie-less, my attention was drawn away from the game, to her pube.

by The Onceler January 2, 2009

Pube Lip

The stray pubic hair that sticks to one's upper lip after giving so many blowjobs that the cum gets crusty and causes hair to stick.

Jim Sinkevich has a fuckin' pube lip man...I'm suprised you cant see the little swimmers playin hide and go seek on his lip.

by Lethal-M January 1, 2004

Puberoy

adj; young male adult scret possibly manual labourer/ tradesperson chippy

'Puberoy is wearing a hat and drinking beer.'

by rondema May 29, 2007