Ariana Grande's hit anthem, an ode to codependence for pick-me girls from the album with the same name. An inferior follow-up to her previous two amazing albums.
by The Q Conspiracy April 17, 2021
Get the positionsmug. A form of masturbation where you use your own penis to preform sex on yourself. There are 2 different versions of the Ouroboros position. There is Horizontal Ouroboros and there is Vertical Ouroboros.
Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.
Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.
This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.
Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.
Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.
This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.
hey bro I just did both of The Ouroboros Positions on myself last night. It was awesome. At first I did it vertically but I wanted to try something new and do it horizontally. Best night of my life.
by Coffantasy September 18, 2025
Get the The Ouroboros Positionmug. It is a sexual position that is made up by someone, who has just learned about how bogus Urban Dictionary is - and wants desperately to impress their friends.
A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!
by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025
Get the Belarusian sex positionmug. When you stick the dick in upside down, and suck her nipple at the same time. Complicated, but you’ll figure it out 👌🏼
by Position king December 2, 2017
Get the armidillo positionmug. Brad and Will banged last night.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
by MercenaryLover69 August 21, 2023
Get the Mercenary (Sex Position)mug. by Meet positives February 20, 2019
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Get the positivemug.