Cemetery Porn

The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.

"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"

by DrinksToForget(AlwaysRemembers February 26, 2017

porn feet

The dirty feet bottoms commonly seen in porn movies because the actors and actresses wander around the set barefoot before shooting.

dang. girl. put on some socks and cover up those ugly porn feet.

by Sarah Simons January 21, 2004

porn o'clock

The time when an individual is surfing internet porn.

Oh...it must be porn o'clock, my room mate is on his laptop.

by philanewbie August 5, 2010

porn sandwich

(n)

A stack of three or more video tapes or dvds selected at a rental store with risque or pronographic material absent from the top or bottom of the stack but appearing anywhere in between intended to divert the rental clerk from judging the renter as a pervert.

The chick renting me Showgirls was kind of cute, so I made a porn sandwich with Happy Gilmore and The Shawshank Redemption.

by Chuck S September 30, 2006

porn grenade

playing porn on a mobile device and lobbing the device into the victims bed while they are sleeping.

"Hey Nate, Dude did you hear dat i woke charlie up last night wit a porn grenade? said ryan

by charlie, ryan and nate March 28, 2009

Dwarf Porn

Dwarf Porn is the recorded fluff bumping of small people.

Two small people bonking. Could include more than one midget or dwarf.

A classic Dwarf Porn adventure for example would be Snowwhite and the Seven Porn Dwarfs.

by Porno Andy May 8, 2012

Panda Porn

Type of film or video, usually shot on location in West Central or Southwestern China, that chronicles the amorous coupling of a male and female Giant Panda. The footage is then shown to Pandas living in captivity who have limited interest in mating. The hope is that the action will turn the pandas on and/or demonstrate to the male what he should be doing so that a natural mating might occur. Panda females are only in estrus two weeks out of the year, and the males are often too preoccupied with other things (i.e. sleeping & eating) to want to mate.

The staff at Washington D.C.'s National Zoo decided to show Mei Xiang and Tian Tian some smoking panda porn... really happened, google it!

After a long afternoon of watching panda porn and munching bamboo, Gao Gao tracked down a hot bitch panda and got his freak on.

by PandaFanatic June 25, 2010