crack pony
crack pony by SkyeWolf May 1, 2008
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Blind pony
The ack of gently plowing a classy sluts honey pot from behind while she is blind folded. Then pulling the blind fold off abruptly only to nut in her eyes. She will then react by yelling nay nay!!!
Doggy style is for beginners. I gave my bestist girl, Beverly, the blind pony last night, she loved it. Now I know she's a keeper!
Blind pony by Bangin' Bev May 20, 2013
salty pony
Salty Pony: paint your penis Orange to resemble a carrot then get a deepthroat, pull out once your member is covered spit and dip it in salt, then finnaly sodomized your spouse. -T.F.
salty pony by Lonelydude101TF November 21, 2017
Riding The Red Pony
"I'm riding the red pony"
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."
Riding The Red Pony by DivineEnigma April 29, 2012
Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
bologna pony
bologna pony by BOWZER July 27, 2003
Butt Pony
A game played by two men utilizing urinals, where one man declares that Butt Pony will be played, and subsequently both men must melee each other to be the first to jam a paper towel tube in between the crotch of the other man's pants whilst they are both urinating. The first man to stop urinating loses.