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pipe eyed 

Pipe eyed is the look and or discomfort one will have while trying to inhale and keep a sharp focus on the dope thats being smoked out of the bowl of a very short pipe or chicken bone
Doper 1: Ok there ya go hit it...no turn it a li'l bit... hit it...wait just sec. wait till it starts to smoke first then hit it...ok now...keep turning it turn turn TURN!! Damn it dude you turned the bowl black as fuck!

doper 2: Sorry yo I couldn't help it, I cant see it. The fuckin pipe is so short i get a fuckin headache trying to see the shit. Feels like I'm going goddamn pipe eyed for real.
pipe eyed by Scott County Slummer November 29, 2013

pants pipe 

pretty self explanatory really, but for those of 'tarded nature: A man's part, the love hose; a cock!
"Do you play the pants pipe?"

"I used my pants pipe to spray my mucky notes in her eyes!"
pants pipe by The Powers September 26, 2006

2 pies short 

Short for "2 pies short of a grand final". An Australian coloquialism referring to impaired or reduced mental capacity. Slightly crazy or stupid, not "all there". Derived from the custom of selling meat pies to the crowd during half time of a football match. Does not refer to being drunk or psycho.
"Watch him, mate, he's 2 pies short".
2 pies short by Tim Francis May 25, 2007

straight pipe'n it 

Driving a busted ride, where as the muffler has been removed or has fallen off. Thus making the engine sound more powerful than it actually is.
"Yeah man my civic sounds awesome now that I am "straight pipe'n it."

peace piped 

The acting of getting gang banged by natives.
Shaquanda just got back from Belcourt. She definitely got peace piped.
peace piped by Keaton meschke February 1, 2018

american pipeline 

An American pipeline is where a man ejects his man fluids into a condom multiple times until half way full and freezes it. He will then poke little holes into the top of the condom. He will then give it to his lady friend and she will use it as a dildo and the friction of the stroking will warm the sperm until it melts into the pussy and she gets pregnant
Bill: I got a full one in the freezer if your ready for my American pipeline