quad-parked

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).

Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.

by kitty_lover111 November 30, 2011

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shelf park

(verb) To shelf park is to perform the practice of placing a space-consuming item (usually one that can be situated there for a justifiably significant amount of time such as a jug of milk or a box of beer) on a refrigerator shelf for the purpose of securing capacity for a potential future space-consuming food product to occupy.

A: Why is John's six pack still sitting in the refrigerator's bottom shelf corner?
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.

by Trubol October 31, 2011

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Ample Parking

Basically means, there are more than enough parking spots available. So it should be fairly easy to find a parking spot at any given time.

Guy 1: when I was 5, my dad took us out for dinner. He told us to order food and that he will join us after parking the car around the corner.

Now I am 18, still waiting for him to find a parking spot.

Guy 2: Ample Parking is what city needs.

by Twominutes22 April 18, 2023

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