Parker Mcdonald

A straight white male who rides a ktm and is the rizzler

person1 did you see that guy person 2 yea he is such a Parker Mcdonald.

by BIGBOY696969 March 26, 2025

Parker

Parker is a gaming warlord who can beat anyone in any game he’s pretty much ninja although being a gaming warlord he is also a fashion guru he can pull off any outfit. He’s soo sexy all the lady’s call him pimp daddy, ultra-cool mother fucker, and lord of the hoes.

Gaming warlord? ohhhhh you mean Parker

by Assclow June 2, 2020

Brant parker

Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer

Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map

by Dlyons January 7, 2022

Peter Parker

Who is that?

Who is Peter Parker? Never heard of him.

by Josecitoelbonito December 28, 2021

parker hoy

the coolest sheep in the yard

do u know parker hoy

yeah fuck he is cool af

by pussyeater391 April 22, 2019

Parker

Nutter butter sugar plum squid won meatballer gf od yeonjun beomgyu ni-ki sunoo

Person: whos parker
boemgu: my gf

by therealnutterbutter27 June 11, 2022

Jackson parker

A nifty as hell dude that likes to shoot shit and loves camo he has a big ass house and is playing to swipe his Jamba Juice gift card soon he is very nice and always calls people studied and for some god dam reason he always says lookin ass but over all he is pretty dope

Who is that gun carrying kid bitch that’s Jackson Parker

by Gray27 February 12, 2019