Badger Wagon

A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.

"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."

by Positive Control October 30, 2021

rice-wagon

A sub-litre rustbucket of a vehicle with half of Halfords bolted to the top half, and half of Maplins illuminating the bottom half.

Your premium is likely to be significant if you're a new driver, especially if male and under the age of 30 and driving a rice-wagon.

by deuteronomy January 12, 2011

Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.

John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.

by The Sheikh May 5, 2013

Do do wagon

Any car suv or crossover that is really lame and shaped like an egg.

Dam all these cars now days look like do do wagons

by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

prick wagon

Kind of like a dick wagon. Instead of a wagon full of dicks, tis a wagon full of pricks. Otherwise known as a Pierre or a Leeham. If you are called a prick wagon, you should just cry for the rest of your life.

That guy is such a prick wagon

Don't be a wet blanket, you prick wagon.

by The crow who knocks May 18, 2014

Jerk Wagon

When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.

Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..

by Weeesnaw July 6, 2010

sesh wagon

A car/vehicle primarily used for substance abuse, usually occupied by 2 or more people.

leon’s got a Q let’s hotbox the sesh wagon!

by dxblxn January 20, 2019