book thumping

Enjoying an intimate moment in a quiet part of a library.

The librarian threw out the couple for their vigorous book thumping.

by Inquirus July 13, 2017

Book-Douche

A person who flaunts their smartness in every situation possible.

Tree: Bro, I heard you failed that exam
DJ: Yeah bro, I'm kinda bummed out
Tree: Yeah anyways, I got programmed a discord bot to solve my hw. Should I help you study? I got a stack of 100% in that class last year. Yeah, I skipped a grade how did you know?
DJ: Bro stfu you are actually such a book-douche

by JackHill July 18, 2022

Book perv

Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book

Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

Book of Himithy

Meaning to be Him.
The one not to be trifled with….

Open the book of Himithy….
He is Him. You are not. You do not want this smoke…

-Undefeated Podcast

by IAMCINCINNATIMAN April 4, 2023

The Mak’s Book

A laptop taken by John Mak, and he decides on the Apple laptop name Mak Book, as “Mak” is his surname and he thinks the computer looks like a book.

Hey bro, I just stole some random kid's The Mak’s Book! How does it look like a book???
Wut

by you7head69420hehe November 30, 2022

tub-booking

Using your phone to connect with friends on Facebook while in the bathtub.

She sent me a PM while she was tub-booking. It was hot!

by lyubemia February 20, 2011

The Book of Willis

Rule 1. Don’t be a crackbaby that swears on your dead homies names then reneges afterwards.

Rule 2. Maintain homeostasis- live to survive and thrive.

Rule 3. hygiene. Shower, brush teeth, and use mouth wash and still got crackbaby breath? Have you tried flossing?

Rule 4. hydrate how do you expect to process all the drugs/alcohol out your system?

Rule 5. Eat a modest diet of Wendy’s 4 for 4s with Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers spicy nugs and no ice in your drink.

Rule 6. Listen before you speak.

Rule 7. We outside.

-Darth Willis.

According to the Book of Willis you are a crackbaby.

by A Defective Condom September 1, 2021